A Christmas Tail: Weirdos Panto 2014 (GOSH Charity Single)

by Laurence Owen

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Two original songs from A Christmas Tail: Weirdos Panto 2014.

They were never meant to be sung by me. That's why the vocals sound really bad. But I couldn't be bothered to get the actual cast in to sing them, so I've had a go. Plus they didn't sound much better to be honest.

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released December 12, 2014

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Track Name: Shallow Water
SHARON:
I like hanging out with the boys
They treat me so nice
I am all of their girlfriends
I like posing at the beach
Getting a tan
It stings, but I am not worried
I like all of the things that are advertised
They must be good
Or they wouldn't show me
I like all of the people who cut my hair
How they love me before they know me

I'm swimming in Shallow Water
I know it but there's never a risk
I'm swimming in Shallow Water
Half human and half fish
And half beautiful.

I like restyling myself every week
It's great fun, but nothing too crazy.
I like posting these pictures online, nice comments
Every like goes to my head

I'm swimming in Shallow Water
Shallow Water.
This song is about how pretty I am
And that's what is important

I'm swimming in Shallow Water
Add me on Facebook after the show
I'm swimming in Shallow Water
You can tell me you like me in the interval
I'm swimming in Shallow Water
Mine's a gin and tonic.

SHARON: Shallow Water
PICASSO: Australian lobster
SHARON: Water
PICASSO: Alone
TOGETHER: Water Alone.
Track Name: Together Alone
PICASSO:
Stranded alone, Atlantis is now my home
Gone and left that sunny part of the world
Abandoned but free, Atlantis for me
Gonna make it far, gonna make me a star

Is there any place in the world for an Australian lobster
Just an Australian lobster
Just making my way in this world alone.

MAGGIE:
Unwanted alone, born in Atlantis for a home
Never seen nowhere, I've never felt alive
Disrespected but me, Atlantis will see
Gonna show them all, gonna liberate the sea

Is there any place in the world for a feminist mermaid
I'm just a feminist mermaid
And I have mermaid my own way in this world alone

PICASSO: A feminist mermaid!
MAGGIE: An Australian lobster!
CROCODILE: A kung fu crocodile!

TOGETHER:
Alone
Together alone
We could be together alone
Show this world how best friends could be
Together alone
With Atlantis as our home
Gonna show them all, gonna make the sea
See.
Track Name: Shallow Water (Karaoke Version)
SHARON:
I like hanging out with the boys
They treat me so nice
I am all of their girlfriends
I like posing at the beach
Getting a tan
It stings, but I am not worried
I like all of the things that are advertised
They must be good
Or they wouldn't show me
I like all of the people who cut my hair
How they love me before they know me

I'm swimming in Shallow Water
I know it but there's never a risk
I'm swimming in Shallow Water
Half human and half fish
And half beautiful.

I like restyling myself every week
It's great fun, but nothing too crazy.
I like posting these pictures online, nice comments
Every like goes to my head

I'm swimming in Shallow Water
Shallow Water.
This song is about how pretty I am
And that's what is important

I'm swimming in Shallow Water
Add me on Facebook after the show
I'm swimming in Shallow Water
You can tell me you like me in the interval
I'm swimming in Shallow Water
Mine's a gin and tonic.

SHARON: Shallow Water
PICASSO: Australian lobster
SHARON: Water
PICASSO: Alone
TOGETHER: Water Alone.