Baltimore Whores

by Laurence Owen

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The 2013 recording of Laurence's 'traditional American number'. Check out the video on YouTube at www.youtube.com/misterlaurenceowen

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lyrics

There were four old whores of Baltimore
Drinking the blood red wine
And all their conversation was
Mine is bigger than mine

Through me roly poly, tickle me holey
Smell o’ me slimey slough
and drag your nuts across me guts
I’m one of the whorey crew

You’re a liar, said the first whore
Mine’s as big as the air
The birds fly in, the birds fly out
And never touch a hair

Through me roly poly, tickle me holey
Smell o’ me slimey slough
and drag your nuts across me guts
I’m one of the whorey crew

You’re a liar, said the second whore
Mine’s as big as the moon
The birds fly in, the birds fly out
And never touch the womb

Through me roly poly, tickle me holey
Smell o’ me slimey slough
and drag your nuts across me guts
I’m one of the whorey crew

You’re a liar, said the third whore
Mine’s as big as the sea
The ships sail in, the ships sail out
And never trouble me

Through me roly poly, tickle me holey
Smell o’ me slimey slough
and drag your nuts across me guts
I’m one of the whorey crew

You’re a liar, said the last whore
Mine’s the biggest of all
The fleet sailed in on the first of June
And they didn’t come back till Fall

Through me roly poly, tickle me holey
Smell o’ me slimey slough
and drag your nuts across me guts
I’m one of the whorey crew

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released June 20, 2013

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